Common Sense
Journal Entry: Tue Dec 4, 2007, 12:50 AM
- Mood:
Tired - Listening to: Elvis vs JLX - A little less conversation
- Reading: Artemis Fowl by Eion Colfer
This has been circling around in e-mails for a while, but I found it worthy enough of a journal post. Enjoy!
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed until today I read his obituary.
Obituary - Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by five stepbrothers; Me First, Who Cares, I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Devious Comments
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The moon is made of green cheese tonight.
Yeah. I am random.
If you are a Bleach fan, join Soul-Slayers!
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Miracles are like meatballs, no one can quite agree on where they came from or what they're made of.
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The moon is made of green cheese tonight.
Yeah. I am random.
If you are a Bleach fan, join Soul-Slayers!
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Miracles are like meatballs, no one can quite agree on where they came from or what they're made of.
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The moon is made of green cheese tonight.
Yeah. I am random.
If you are a Bleach fan, join Soul-Slayers!
He should of had more screentime in MtR.
Judging by your gallery, you are no doubt Wilbur's biggest fan ever! I adore him too!
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Miracles are like meatballs, no one can quite agree on where they came from or what they're made of.
he is a MAJOR CUTIE!!!!!!!!!
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My B-Day is comming
I'll B 14 this year
All I want are pics, that's all I ask,
MEET THE ROBINSONS, YA HEAR!?!
PLEEZ AND THANK U!!!!
"Keep Moving Forward" and "Ride On Future Lovers, Ride On..."
My B-Day is on May 25, 2008!
I found it so entertaining I showed to a brother and best friend.
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Miracles are like meatballs, no one can quite agree on where they came from or what they're made of.
Sorry for the late reply
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drop bombs and shake it the beat
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" You would lift your little spoon up excitedly to press it in and winkle out that first divet of black jelly... AND THEN THE CAGE WOULD COME DOWN!...the cage with the japanese fighting spiders inside... " Dylan Moran
Glad you like it!
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パンが無ければお菓子を食べればいいじゃない。
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Miracles are like meatballs, no one can quite agree on where they came from or what they're made of.
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パンが無ければお菓子を食べればいいじゃない。
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There are three things that make up this life,
bring you success, bring you happiness:
Process: the way you live your life; raw, pure experience.
Purity: honesty and humility of truth, never deny it or lie.
Passion: love and peace, exuberance of life.
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John Massé
Massegraphics, inc.
Las Vegas
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dA R
Thank you so very much. I hope that you are well.
Good luck with your art!
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Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl, 1952
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
Friedrich Nietzsche
You are one of the nicest people I've met on dA. And I had a good look around your gallery too.
I'd have to say I really enjoyed your Grey poem. You're so creative!!
Oh yeah! lol! I really like your ID too!! So fun! XD
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Miracles are like meatballs, no one can quite agree on where they came from or what they're made of.
you commented on a photograph of me in costume a while back and i just thought that i'd peek at your gallery and, my, you are quite the artist, if i do say so myself.
lovely!
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Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl, 1952
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Miracles are like meatballs, no one can quite agree on where they came from or what they're made of.
...bwahaha toast
Thank you very much for the favourite!
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Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl, 1952
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Bring back Xiaolin Showdown! [link]
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